October 24, 2010

★ The Rime of the Deude Mariner ★ A TWISTED POEM

APOLOGIES To Samuel Taylor Coleridge... :P :P

( This Work contains some Hindi Words also and some technical terms tOOooOO..)



It is a Deude Mariner,
Having one Eye and a French beard,
And in his ship he rotated rapidly....
Singing bollywood Songs in a great glee...


Call him Kaana, Call him Deude,
Or even call him Mouwgli,
But Its my Note and I m Rude,
So I would call him Junglee...


The Ship was cheered,
With the Sparkling Beer,
Topsy Turvy was the Mariner,
He had no fear...


Higher and higher every day,
They travelled and found different ways...
Some people said that the Mariner was Gay,
The Water was blue but his hair were Gray....


As the days turned into weeks,
The wind was cold and days were bleak,
He wanted some adventure,
The One-Eyed Mariner....


The ice was here, the ice was there,
The Mariner was in his night gown,
He saw something in the air,
A bird which was brown....


So The Mariner danced in different poses,
And felt like a Clown....
He did Ringa Ringa Roses,
And We all fall down.....


The Mariner said Aaawww...
The Bird had a claw,
It was an Albatross,
And the mariner applied his Lip Gloss....


He felt as if it was a Zoo,
His friend said MAANN LOOOO,
This while Loop has no do,
Is one plus one two....


And finally Mariner Ka bheja Satka,
He broke his Paap Ka Matka...
He took his crossbow,
And shot the Aawwwsome Albatross....


As Time passed like the Wind of Winter,
Sun shining like a metal splinter,
It was the curse Of The Albatross,
Thought the One Eyed mariner with his fingers crossed....


The Ship was getting a Sun Bath,
It was lost in its destined path....
He was Thirsty like the crow,
He was feeling very Low....


Water Water Everywhere But I dont want to Drink,
This Pointer has a Node But No Link,
The Mariner wanted to drink Beer more,
There was No sign of any Shore.....


Mariner's fault thought his amigos,
It would be better if he shot a flamingo....
They were anguished and were Rude,
Then the Mariner said WASSUP DEUDE!!


More Angry were now his friends,
And Shooting was their latest trend,
They shot the Mariner without any bend....
This is a poem I must not extend...
Friends and My girlfriends...
It now THE END.....

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